having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The ability to crap barbed wire

The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The ability to understand abstract art.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power to eat three times a day.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!