the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!