The power to fart methane.

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The power to eat food when hungry

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the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The ability to tell funny jokes, but when no one is around.

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The power to have a power.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to make tea appear at will

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!