The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the power to do one push-up

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to only make burnt toast

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!