the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be powerless

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to eat when your hungry

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!