the power to become retarded

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!