The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to be born.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to ?-1.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!