The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!