The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to move 7% faster.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see through horses

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!