The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to get older every second

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power of love

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to pee out blue

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!