the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to shit on command.

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!