The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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the power to speak only in binary

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to fly in space

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!