The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to hear morse code.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Melting

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the power to make body fat go away

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!