the power to go into a coma

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!