The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to be your self

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to grow your pubic hair at will

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!