The power to jump face first

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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Steel kidneys

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!