A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to see the present

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!