The power to restate the obvious.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to die in one second

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to fart in colour

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to bleed

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!