The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to read

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To stab Djones

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Retractable teeth

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!