The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The ability to Hi

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to never end your .

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!