The power to levitate only down stairs

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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the ability to own a computer without a power cord

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!