The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to think about useless power

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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NMR Vision

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to make to much coffee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!