the ability to spell wrong

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to look into the past

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to be powerless.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!