The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power of love

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly....underwater

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!