- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

the power to read your own thoughts

the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

The power to never have fun...never.

The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

Pointless Super Powers