The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

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The power to be alone

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!