the power to read your own mind

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The power to make everything worse

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to eat your own head.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to die on command.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!