The power to ignore useful information

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power to age faster

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to travel 1-day into the future by waiting 24 hours

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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the power to animate condiments

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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To never remember what the word if means

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to see everything 3D without 3D glasses

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!