a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to be normal.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power of bad luck

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to rotten food.

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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the ability to levitate

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!