The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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the power to get married

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to swim on land.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!