The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to hovertate

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to make YouTube subscribers disappear.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!