The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!