The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!