- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power to do nothing

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to not have any power at all

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power to wish you had a power

The power to look at Sun.

The power to obey gravity

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

Pointless Super Powers