- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

The power to a nokia phone.

The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

The power of hindsight

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to be powerless

the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to smell inside of your own butt.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

Pointless Super Powers