- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to stare directly at the sun

The ability to become visible at will.

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to like justin beiber

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the ability to spin gold into straw

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

Pointless Super Powers