Shit bricks I love itttttt

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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i love to make shit brix

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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the ability to die on command

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to break bones at will.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!