- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to turn into a lamp once.

the power to shape shift to yourself

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The ability to pee while standing up for men

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

power to transform into a dick with legs

The ability to jump

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

the power to be 100% pointless

The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to have no powers

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

Pointless Super Powers