the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!