the ability to tell time without a watch

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to microwave bread

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to be poor for life

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to shrink boobs

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the ability to blow yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!