the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!