The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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the power to get fat in America

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!