being black

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to predict the present

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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cry acid tears

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!