the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!