The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to self destruct

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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To have the power to breathe

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Nope. Just nope.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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the power to jizz money

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to shit on the ceiling

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the power to become translucent

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to even

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!