The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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the power to smell like ham

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to take my legs off the floor while in a sitting position.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to believe Jehova's witnesses.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!