- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

The power to autocorrect your mom.

The power to be a snail

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

Nothing

The power to see in black and white at will.

The power to bypass capcha codes

the power to get extra homework

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

the power to give yourself sunburn

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

the power to stop masturbating every day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!