- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become mentally retarded only when you get an erection.

The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

The power to flush toilets with your mind

open up pickles glass

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

The power to be stupid reading this.

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

The power to think oppositely

The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

Justin Bieber

Pointless Super Powers