The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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75% levitation

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The power to be french.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!