The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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to zap people but only yourself

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The ability to see into the present.

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To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

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what do you call someone who never says hello............................ a shy person

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to speak to toasters

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!