the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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the power to itch your teeth

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to die

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the power of the succulent game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!